How about some facts you cannot live without:

In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath … I should have been chucked into the the slammer as a kid for sure.

It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas in that state.

Justin Timberlakes half-eaten french toast sold for over $3000 on eBay … I’ll sell you mine for a fraction of that.

There are more cells in the human body than people living on earth. My body probably has more cells than the population of several earths.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

Snails can sleep for three years … almost as long as I can.

An ant can lift 50 times its own weight but a bee can handle 300 times its own weight … Big deal, I can lift a 10th of my weight.

Pentheraphobia is a fear of one’s mother-in-law.

In New York city, about 1,600 people are bitten by other humans (in a year I suppose) … New Yorkers must taste good.

Koala bears are not bears … sneaky devils.

‘Evian’ spelled backwards is ‘naive’ … now that makes sense.

No word in the English language rhymes with month … you are trying to prove this wrong, aren’t you?

Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, he often wrote backwards.

Eggs sink in water when fresh, they float when expired. Do they levitate when spoiled?

Sound travels 5 times faster underwater.

The correct response to the Irish greeting ‘top of the morning to you’ is ‘and the rest of the day to yourself.’

Barbie’s full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

When you kiss, 200 million germs per second pass between the mouths … that’s it, no more romance for me.

There are more dogs than children in the city of Paris. No problem, dogs are nicer anyways.

In Michigan, a woman isnt allowed to cut her own hair without the permission of her husband … makes sense to me.

On average, the lifespan of an American dollar is 18 months. Far less in my wallet.

in 1776, a person making $4,000 per year was wealthy. Now, I just got to perfect that time machine and I’ll be as rich as Croesus.

Human thighbones are as strong as concrete … not mine.

Rats can swim for a half mile without resting, they can tread water for 3 days straight.

Female Pandas raise cubs on their own, the male leaves after mating … just like many human males I know.

In 1900, the average lifespan iin the U.S. was 47 years.

Mosquitos usually dont fly in winds greater than 10 mph … bring a fan to your next picnic.

You lose 7,000 brain cells a day at age 35. They are never replaced … shit, do I have any left?

Chocolate is associated with the release of seratonin which makes you feel happy … happy, happy, happy!

Dogs sweat through the pads on their feet.

The shortest verse in the bible consists of two words: ‘Jesus wept.’ (John 11:35).

A queen bee lays about 1,500 eggs on an average day. Now we know where the term ‘busy bee’ comes from.

Many were concerned about Albert Einstein when he was young since he couldn’t speak properly until he was 9 years old. I also was a late developer but that was because I was slow.

Fleas can jump 130 times their own height … I wonder if I can outjump a flea?

Consider this! There are a million ants for every human on the earth. Let’s hope they don’t get organized.

Banging your head against the wall uses up 150 calories per hour. That’s how I’ve lost weight recently.

There are more nerve cells in the human brain than stars in the milky way.

There is enough DNA in your body that, if put end to end, would stretch to the sun and back 500 times.

Did you know that your typical office desk has more germs than a toilet? A great reason to skip work.

A person eats 60,000 pounds of food during his or her life which is the equivalent of six elephants. OMG! I think I’m past my quota.

You burn more calories sleepng than watching tv … Damn, I’m going on a sleep diet.

You can think me for this educational post later. BTW … I vouch for none of this information.